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Sharing Almonds

by Joe Cassady

While a tour bus driver drives a bus full of seniors down a highway, a little old lady taps him on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

Approximately 15 minutes later, the little old lady taps him on the shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats the gesture eight times.

At the ninth time, the tour bus driver asks the little old lady why the seniors don't eat the almonds themselves.

The little old lady replies "We are not able to chew them because of our old and brittle teeth."

Puzzled, the tour bus driver asks the little old lady "Then why do you buy them?"

The little old lady smiles at the tour bus driver and says "We just love sucking the chocolate off of them."

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