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Eddie Money vs Kenny Loggins for the Elderweight Title?

by Mark Cartwright

Eddie Money is admitting to a fued with Kenny Loggins.  During a recent radio interview, Money said he'd be willing to fight Loggins in a celebrity boxing match, and would knock him out in twenty seconds.  Apparently, the two have a longstanding feud because Eddie didn't get any money from signing a couple of lines on “I’m Alright.”  He also berated Loggins for divorcing his wife and marrying his therapist.
Eddie is 64 years old, but he's been a bitter old rocker for many years.  The last time I saw Eddie Money, he didn't have enough energy to get all the right notes out, let alone throw a punch.  And Kenny Loggins is even older at 66.  I tell you what, I'd pay to see these two limp around the ring and slap each other.  Let's throw Abe Vigoda and Kirk Douglas in there two.   

photo Pavel Ševela [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons